Shirly you don't want a noogie.

Ma` swirl nails!

Blazer: Old Navy. Red Knit: gifted. White Thing: Online. Jeans: Ross. Boots: Target.

Darkness Emulated

It's like a secret. You can't really see it but I am in the four black pictures. I kinda liked how the flash messed the pictures up... so I didn't fix it. But, the problem is you can't see my clothes too well. It's okay. Because today isn't actually dark it's supposed to be bright all day long! How fanto, eh? Darkness is only emulated by this outfit.



Crocheted black top: 2ndhand. Jean vest: thrifted. Purple velvet dress: thrifted. Super ripped tights: by moi. Belt: 2nd hand. Booooots!!!

--So, I got these boots from target for a very well price, thanks to the child labor force, and they are so cool I really have to stop buying things from target though.

Letters to Sherlock

Dear Sherlock,
Please pop up in your trench coat and pipe and find out what the problem is on this scary show so that it's not so scary. Two girls are watching Criminal Minds and I really don't like the show but it is super distracting as I type this. If you would just show up it would make things a whole lot better. You just have this way of making those gruesome scenes not happen.
I hope to see you soon!
Sincerely,
SoshSky






Long coat: Thrifted. Jean shirt: Wet Seal. Top: 2ndhand. Belt: Bass. Skirt: Church Giveaway. Socks: Wet Seal. Flats: Target.

Erythritol

Erythritol is a sugar alcohol found naturally in fruits that is nearly non-caloric. It is the second ingredient in SoBe lifewater fuji apple pear flavor and is just as sweet as sugar but doesn't have the side affects that sugar does. Like, tooth decay or affects on blood sugar.
"No worries, I am just on an Erythritol-high!"

I made myself some earrings so that doesn't affect my metal allergy!

Blazer: Thrifted. Blouse: 2nd hand. Striped top: Thrifted. Skirt: made from thrifted dress. Shoes: Thrifted.

Prince Ralphbert

If I were a prince I would be Prince Ralphbert who wears a tunic with pants and heels. If I were a prince I would be super blinged up with gold so that I can barely stand. I would have diamonds that were the size of ping-pong balls on my fingers that would blind beetles. Then when I turn king I would wear a faux fur and red velvet robe and would tell the little people to go shopping because we are a very capitalistic society. That is what I would do if I were prince.





Dress: Vanity Fair. Belt: Church Giveaway. Beads and pins and such: made'em I suppose. Pants: Thrifted. Shoes: Thrifted.

Woah.

Holy Smokes! I am not dead! Nor is my camera lost anymore! It's a smudge harder to put up pictures when you take them from your cell phone, and they're blurry. Well, I have one more last cell phone outfit and I have two outfits that I have pictures for... just no blog post. They're coming I swear. Enjoy for now!!

Got this 'Studded Bow Band' from Claire's
that you can't see from the previous pictures.
I swear I have it on.

Blazer: Renewed Expressions. Stripes: Church giveaway. Belt: 2nd hand. Skirt: Old Navy. Then I wore black tights with my Shopko slouch boots.

Happy Penguin Day!

Today is Penquin Appreciation day and in my apreciation for penguins I picked out some great black with white outfits. I just realized though, that it's mostly black with some white. Well, enjoy the penguins! Oh and in respect of the penguins who have a smallening place to live, please... don't let your water run when you are shaving... today... and THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!! taha!

Emily Weiss from Vogue's "5 Days 5 outfits 1 woman"
-While this outfit looks ridiculously simple, there are things that can go wrong with black, on black, on black. Keep in mind proportions, because you don't want to get lost in a black hole, and shading because black is not always black.

I just really dug this great blue hair and noticed she's wearing black and white! Well, you can do black and white with a pop of bright color: her red and blue.

Anne Hathaway in a spread for Vogue
-Nothing much to say except for black can be completely sophisticated and flattering.

Valentino's 2011 Pre-Fall collection
-I just really loved this sheer stuff. I think if anyone is going to pull sheer, pull it in black and maybe white... colors get kinda tacky.

Alexander Mcqueen
-Nothing to say but "sigh"

Sisterhood of This Traveling Shirt.

So, for this occasion I recolored my hair pink. It now matches this shirt; very accomplished, eh?








Yoga Cardi: Gift. Jean vest: Thrifted. Love, Peace, and Rock and Roll. Sister's black skirt. Old Navy Ballet Flats.